The Odd Reality of a 159cm/5ft3 A-cup Anime Mikasa Ackerman | Attack on Titan TPE Sex Doll – #035 Chloe

I’m not sure what I expected when I typed “anime sex doll” into my search bar at 2am, but it definitely wasn’t this.

There’s something both oddly specific and… weirdly universal about the whole thing. If you're exploring quality japanese sex doll, you'll find plenty of options worth considering. You know, you think you’re just browsing for a “cosplay sex doll”—maybe out of curiosity, maybe boredom—then suddenly you’re staring at #035 Chloe: a 159cm (5'3") TPE full body sex doll modeled after Mikasa Ackerman from Attack on Titan.

And yes, she’s an A-cup. That part feels important for some reason.

Staring Down Details (and Price Tags)

The first thing that hits you—besides the slightly uncanny anime face—is the price range. $1001-1500 puts her in that awkward zone where it’s not cheap enough to impulse buy, but also not so expensive you can brag about “premium craftsmanship.” Just… somewhere in the middle. Kind of like most people’s love lives.

Anyway, stats: She clocks in between 79-88 lbs (36-40kg), which is heavier than my last suitcase and probably lighter than my guilt after reading too many product descriptions for fantasy sex dolls. The height is right there in that 150-159cm/4ft11-5ft2 bracket—a little taller than expected if you’ve only seen anime proportions, but still petite enough to be called a small breast sex doll without anyone arguing.

Customization Rabbit Holes

You’d think ordering something as out-there as a Japanese sex doll would be simple—pick your model, slap down your credit card—but then Funwest Doll throws all these options at you. Want a creampie sex doll? Sure. Need her to look more or less like Mikasa? They’ll tweak it until your wallet gives up before they do.

There’s even this “free second head” deal going on—like buying shampoo and getting conditioner thrown in because why not? It makes as much sense as anything else here. Also: use gift card to enter doll raffle? Who wins those raffles? Is there some secret club where everyone just shows off their custom STPE dolls?

The Weird Comfort of Specificity

Not gonna lie—I found myself weirdly reassured by how niche this market is. Like, if someone wants an Attack on Titan cosplay sex doll with small breasts and exactly 159cm height, they can get it down to the centimeter and cup size. There are worse things happening online.

I remember thinking—while doomscrolling through page after page—that there’s an odd comfort in how detailed these listings get. Maybe it’s just me being tired (or annoyed that my coffee ran out), but seeing “get $205 kit free” next to “full body sex doll” made me laugh harder than it should’ve.

An Unexpected Tangent About Delivery Boxes

Quick side note: has anyone ever ordered one of these and panicked about the delivery box? Because I have nightmares about some poor FedEx guy struggling up my stairs with what looks suspiciously like a mannequin-shaped coffin. No one talks about this part—the logistics anxiety is real.

Why Do People Even Buy These?

Maybe I’m overthinking it—or underthinking; hard to say at this hour—but sometimes I wonder who wakes up needing a Funwest TPE custom doll that looks like an anime swordswoman with an A-cup chest specifically? Then again… who am I to judge what someone does with their money (or their gift card raffle winnings)?

Not Quite What You Expect

Here’s what stuck with me: none of these sites really tell you what it feels like opening the box or seeing Chloe propped against your couch for the first time while Netflix autoplays another episode behind her blank stare.

It isn’t quite excitement or shame—it’s more like standing outside yourself thinking, huh, well that happened.

And honestly—I wish more reviews admitted how strange and slightly hilarious this whole experience actually is instead of pretending everything is normal when nothing about ordering a custom Japanese anime lady sex doll will ever be normal.

Anyway… now back to whatever I was doing before all this started; probably sleep if I’m lucky.