160cm/5ft3 D-cup Silicone Head Sex Doll – A2 Umi: The Oddly Honest Truth

I guess if you’re reading this, you’ve already scrolled through a dozen sites and forums about sex dolls, right?

Maybe you’re eyeing that $1001-1500 price bracket, wondering what’s actually worth it. If you're exploring japanese sex doll options, you'll find plenty of options worth considering. Or maybe not. I dunno. Anyway—let me just spill what happened when the 160cm (5'3") D-cup Silicone Head Sex Doll – A2 Umi landed at my place.

That First Moment (Not What I Expected)

It wasn’t some cinematic unboxing, okay? Cardboard dust everywhere, box way heavier than it looks (68-77 lbs is no joke). My back still remembers. You think you’re ready for a full body sex doll… then you realize your hallway isn’t wide enough to swing her around without bumping into something. She’s listed as a “cute sex doll”—and yeah, there’s something almost shy about her face (that silicone head really does look more ‘alive’ than TPE ones), but in person? It’s stranger and more human at once.

The JX Hybrid Thing: Not All Hype

A lot of noise online about “hybrid” dolls—this one’s got the silicone head + TPE body combo. Supposed to be best of both worlds. Hmm, maybe not exactly… The head feels amazing to touch (cooler somehow?), but the seam where it meets the neck is a little abrupt if you stare too long. Still, cleaning is easier than with older versions I messed with years ago.

What surprised me was how much custom stuff you can tweak before ordering—skin tone, wig style, even nail color if that matters to you. Honestly didn’t expect so many options for an asian sex doll.

Medium Breasts Are Kinda Perfect

D-cup means different things depending on who’s measuring—but here? It sits right between “almost too much” and “just enough.” If you want something cartoonish or over-the-top… this isn’t that. For my taste (which is probably boring by internet standards), these are medium breast sex doll territory: soft enough without feeling fake or ridiculous.

Weirdly enough—I remember thinking she looked smaller out of the box than in photos? But posing her next to my kitchen table put it in perspective: 160cm/5ft3 is basically average height for a japanese sex doll.

Free Second Head & Other Gimmicks

Here’s where things get funny depending on your mood: they throw in a free second head sometimes with these deals (“25% off!” banners everywhere). At first I thought—who needs two heads? But swapping them out gives her a whole new vibe; one day she looks sweet, next day kind of mysterious (or blank). Still feels odd unscrewing someone’s face after breakfast though…

Also—I used a gift card thingy to enter their doll raffle because why not? Never won anything but hey, worth mentioning since everyone loves freebies.

Living With Her Is... Complicated

You don’t really plan for the logistics until she arrives. Moving 35kg up stairs alone nearly ended me; storing clothes and wigs takes up more space than expected; privacy suddenly matters again even if nobody visits much anymore.

But there are moments where having something so customizable—a jx custom doll made just how you want—feels oddly empowering? Or comforting maybe? Hard to explain without sounding like one of those ads (“best japanese sex doll ever!”) but it sneaks up on you after a while.

One Thing Nobody Warns You About

There’s this faint powdery smell right out of the box—not bad exactly—but definitely present for the first week or two. Fades eventually. Just… don’t invite anyone over during that time unless they’re extremely open-minded or have sinus issues.

Could Be Better / Could Be Worse

I’ll say this: nothing about owning an A2 Umi jx hybrid is simple or totally straightforward—not cleaning her joints after use, not explaining random packages showing up every few months (“it’s just accessories”), not even deciding which wig fits best for Tuesday nights when insomnia hits hard and Netflix gets old.

But would I go back to life before custom dolls like this existed? Probably not—even if some days I wish she weighed less or took up less closet space.

Anyway—that's all I've got today; laundry buzzer just went off and now she's staring at me from across the room like I'm slacking off again...