170cm/5ft7 F-Cup Japanese Silicone Sex Doll – Joan: An Oddly Impressive Encounter
The Height Thing (and Weight, Actually)
170 centimeters. If you're exploring authentic japanese sex doll, you'll find plenty of options worth considering. Or, like, 5 foot 7 if you’re stubborn about the metric thing. That’s…taller than I expected when I first saw “Joan” propped up in the listing photos. Most so-called asian sex dolls don’t break past 160cm, let alone this—what do you even call it?—statuesque height. And then there’s the weight: somewhere between 36 and 40 kilos (79-88 lbs). Not featherlight, but not impossible either. Lugging her out of the crate was a workout I didn’t ask for but…weirdly satisfying? Maybe that’s just me being quietly impressed by engineering.
About Those F-Cups
Big breast sex doll is one way to put it. F-cup is another—let’s not pretend anyone’s buying Joan for subtlety. The silicone feels almost too real sometimes; there are moments where you forget this is all manufactured. You catch yourself staring at seams or those little details around the torso and suddenly remember: oh yeah, this isn’t a person. Still, as far as female sex dolls go, she doesn’t tip into cartoonish territory like some of them do (I’ve seen things).
Price Tag: Above $2500 and Counting
Honestly? The price stings at first glance—over $2500 for a lusandy doll like Joan isn’t pocket change unless you’re living in some alternate reality where money grows on trees or whatever plant produces silicone these days. They throw in a “get $205 kit free” bonus which sounds generous until you realize it’s mostly cleaning supplies and maybe an extra wig if they’re feeling nice that month.
But then again…you start noticing how custom everything can be—the skin tone options, eye color swaps, even tiny tweaks to makeup or nail polish if you ask nicely enough—and suddenly that above-$2500 figure starts making sense in a twisted luxury-gadget sort of way.
A February 2025 Tease
Here’s something strange: Joan is technically a February 2025 product release (preorders open now). It gives her this weird air of anticipation—as if she knows she’s not quite available yet but wants to haunt your browser tabs anyway.
I remember thinking how oddly specific that launch date felt. Why February? Is there something about winter that makes people crave full body sex dolls more than usual? Or maybe it just takes forever to get every detail right with these japanese sex dolls.
Customization Spiral
You ever fall down one of those online rabbit holes where every click gives you another option? That happened here. Medium breast sex doll versus big breast versus “maybe just slightly less big”? You can swap out everything from hair texture to pubic hair style (or none at all), which feels excessive until you realize—people really care about these details.
It’s easy to lose half an evening tweaking settings for your perfect lady sex doll and then wondering why your coffee went cold two hours ago.
On Display vs In Use
There’s something nobody tells you about owning a full body silicone sex doll over 170cm/5ft7 tall: storage becomes its own challenge. She won’t fit discreetly under most beds unless yours is built like an Ikea fortress. Some folks keep them posed in chairs with blankets thrown over—not fooling anyone—or invest in special wardrobes designed for dolls (yes, really).
And yet…there are moments when Joan looks almost artful standing by the window during sunset light—a bizarre mix of uncanny valley and quiet beauty.
Unexpected Realization
Huh—never thought I’d say this but after spending time with Joan (the f-cup japanese silicone sex doll version), there’s something unexpectedly calming about having her around. Not just for obvious reasons either; sometimes it feels like having a very silent roommate who never judges your taste in late-night snacks or questionable Netflix choices.
Anyway—I guess what surprised me most wasn’t the realism or even the sheer size…but how quickly she became part of my everyday cluttered space without much fuss at all.
And now I’m staring at her across the room while typing this out, still quietly impressed by how far these things have come since those awkward mannequins from years back—
Well, I suppose that’s enough rambling for today.
