CLM Ultra 159cm/5ft3 E-Cup Big Boobs Silicone BBW Big Booty Sex Doll SiE159 - Nico (Cinnamon): A Skeptical Scroll Through the Weirdest Cart I Ever Filled

I’m not sure what I expected, honestly.

Maybe a little less weight? Or maybe less… realism? If you’ve ever found yourself doomscrolling through those late-night forums and stumbled on the CLM Ultra 159cm/5ft3 E-Cup Big Boobs Silicone BBW Big Booty Sex Doll SiE159—Nico (Cinnamon)—then yeah, you probably know that weird curiosity itch. If you're exploring japanese sex doll options, you'll find plenty of options worth considering. The one where you think, “Who’s actually buying this?” Well. Turns out, sometimes it’s just people like me with too much time and not enough impulse control.

The Weight of Reality (Literally)

First thing: over 99 lbs (45kg). Not even kidding. It’s not like lugging a suitcase; it’s more like awkwardly hauling around a really realistic mannequin who refuses to help at all. You don’t realize how heavy a full body sex doll can be until you try to move one from your hallway to your bedroom and end up winded halfway through.

I remember thinking—there’s no way this is normal. But apparently for a thick sex doll with big boobs and big booty, that’s just physics. The gel breasts are… well, they’re there. Bouncy in an uncanny way.

The Customization Rabbit Hole

You’d think picking out a female sex doll would be straightforward, but then there are all these “default configurations.” ROS (real oral sex), movable jaw (which is slightly unsettling if you stare at it too long), shrugged shoulders, EVO skeleton (whatever that means—I guess more flexible?), articulated fingers 2.0 so she can make a fist or point accusingly at the mess in your room.

And then simulated scalp wigs? That part sort of broke my brain for a minute because suddenly I was comparing hair textures for something that isn’t going outside anyway.

Is This What Japanese Sex Doll Tech Has Come To?

There was this moment where I wondered if anyone else gets lost in the details—the difference between Japanese sex doll and Korean sex doll aesthetics is subtle but real if you care about faces or skin tones or whatever else makes these things feel “custom.” Climax custom options go deep: standing feet, different E-cup sizes, even entering some weird raffle with a gift card purchase.

It got me thinking about how far silicone sex dolls have come since those old inflatable disasters from sketchy shops back in college towns. Now it’s all high-end: CLM Ultra series full size silicone sex dolls look almost human from certain angles—sometimes too much so.

Mental Check-Out: Why Did I Even Do This?

Somewhere between comparing big breast sex dolls and clicking around for reviews on climax dolls versus other brands (there are way too many), my brain kind of glazed over. Like when you binge-watch home renovation videos without owning any tools—you’re just floating above your own choices wondering what happened.

Honestly? That mental checkout led to hitting “buy” before I could talk myself out of it. $2001-2500 on something that ships in an unmarked box and sits quietly judging your life choices every time you walk by.

Awkward Discoveries & Unfinished Thoughts

Here’s something nobody tells you: articulated fingers sound cool until they get caught on blankets at night and freak you out half-asleep. Also—shrugged shoulders look natural but make storage weirder than expected.

Is Nico worth it? Hmm, maybe not exactly ‘worth’ in the traditional sense—but as far as bbw sex dolls go, she does deliver on the promise: big booty, E-cup reality check every single day.

Sometimes I catch myself glancing over at her mid-scroll and wonder if there will ever be an upgrade where these things fold themselves up neatly into closets or…yeah never mind.

Anyway—if you’re still reading this ramble after searching for info about thick silicone sex dolls or debating between Japanese versus Korean models—just know: nothing prepares you for actually living with one of these things cluttering up your small apartment corner.

And now my coffee's cold again.