Kiki: Cute Asian Sex Doll in New York (And, Yes, She’s a Bit of a Show-Off)
You ever notice how some stories just... If you're exploring japanese sex doll options, you'll find plenty of options worth considering. don’t add up? Like, here’s Kiki. Supposedly she’s this young girl from Osaka—now living the “progressive Western life” in New York, which I guess means working as a sous chef at some sushi place where all the guys tip extra just to gawk at her cleavage. I mean, it’s not subtle. This is practically the plot of every popular Asian sex doll video out there—except now you get to buy her and keep her on your shelf. Or under your bed. Or wherever people stash their Japanese sex dolls these days.
The Cleavage Chronicles
Kiki claims she has large boobs for a Japanese girl (C-cup, if you’re tracking stats), and apparently she keeps her blouse open while rolling maki rolls so men can stare straight down at her chest. Honestly? It sounds like something out of an anime parody—except it’s real silicone and TPE instead of hand-drawn lines.
Now, maybe that’s part of the appeal: blemish-free body, perky attitude, and zero HR complaints no matter how many times she flashes those C-cups or plays with her nipples in front of customers. (She says this drives them crazy—I bet it does.) There are plenty of Japanese sex dolls out there but not all of them come with this kind of backstory or… flair for performance.
Stats That Don’t Lie (But Maybe Wink)
Here’s where things get oddly specific:
- Height: 5’4” (162 cm)
- Weight: 92 lbs (48 kg)—which is less than my dog
- Bust: 35 inches
- Waist: 26 inches
- Hips: 36 inches
I remember thinking once—who actually measures these things? Do they use tape measures or just eyeball it? Anyway, Kiki isn’t shy about sharing exactly how deep each “hole” goes either. Vagina and anus both clock in at 6.7 inches; mouth is a more modest 5.1 inches. Someone somewhere probably cares about those numbers more than me.
Shipping Her Home (No Judgement Here)
Ordering Kiki isn’t exactly like picking up takeout sushi but it’s close-ish—you get free international shipping and plain packaging so nosy neighbors won’t know what you’re up to. They say processing takes two weeks plus another week for delivery; three weeks total if you’re counting down the days until your new companion arrives.
It feels weirdly clinical after all that talk about cleavage and tips—but I guess logistics always kill the mood a little bit.
Small Realization While Browsing
I got distracted scrolling through other Japanese sex doll listings (“athletic,” “brunette,” “small breasts”—they have categories for everything). Weirdly enough, none felt quite as… performative as Kiki does in her sushi-bar fantasy world. Maybe that’s why people keep coming back to this one doll—the story sells as much as the silicone.
Not Quite What You Expected?
Maybe you were hoping for something more demure or traditional—like porcelain skin behind glass instead of TPE joints and steel skeletons that let you pose her however you want. But then again, who buys an Asian sex doll named Kiki because they want subtlety?
Anyway—I’m still not sure if I’m supposed to be amused or mildly disturbed by how detailed these listings get (hole depth! really?). But hey, if you need someone who’ll show off every inch without blushing—or complaining when you stare too long—you could do worse than Kiki from Osaka.
And now I can’t stop picturing her behind that sushi counter again... which is probably exactly what they wanted all along.
