Martina: Ready To Ship (But, You Know, Not For Everyone)

This is probably not the first time you’ve seen a “ready to ship” sex doll ad.

It’s definitely not my first. If you're exploring premium japanese sex doll, you'll find plenty of options worth considering. I get these banners more often than pizza coupons lately. Anyway, there’s this one—Martina—who’s apparently stored in some USA warehouse and can be at your door within 3-7 business days. That’s… fast? Kind of unnerving if you think too hard about it.

The No-Nonsense Details (I Guess)

Here’s what they’re shouting about: Martina comes exactly as pictured, with no room for tweaks or personality swaps. Articulated hand skeleton, gel breasts and butt (which sounds vaguely sci-fi), EVO skeleton, fixed vagina, standing feet without bolts poking out everywhere. If you want her just like she looks in the photos—no customizations, no waiting around—this is that option.

She’s a D-cup full silicone sex doll. Five foot four (164 cm if you’re feeling metric). Vaginal and anal are both possible because… well, obviously that matters here. There’s a steel skeleton inside with joints that move around more than my own after three cups of coffee.

Measurements That Don’t Lie

Height: 5’4”.
Weight: 88 lbs (that feels heavy until you try to move an actual couch).
Bust: 32 inches
Waist: 23 inches
Hips: 40.5 inches

Hole depth? Yeah—they list that too:

• Vagina: 7.1 inches
• Anus: 6.3 inches

That last part made me pause for a second longer than I’d like to admit.

The Thing About Fast Shipping

So here’s where my skepticism really kicks in—if something is stored in the USA warehouse and ready to ship right now… does that mean nobody else wanted her? Or are there just entire aisles of these dolls lined up like mannequins at Target but with better curves? She will arrive crazy-fast compared to those “custom” options that always seem to take forever and then still show up smelling faintly of plastic.

If speed is your thing—and maybe patience isn’t—you get Martina almost instantly (well, as instantly as FedEx gets anything across state lines). Discreet packaging too; the box won’t scream “japanese sex doll” on your front porch or anything weird like that.

What If You Actually Want Choices?

There was this one time I thought about ordering something similar but got lost in all the customization menus—eye color, skin tone, hair style—it felt less sexy and more like building a character in some RPG game I never finish playing anyway. With Martina Ready To Ship, none of that happens; she is what she is.

If you do want custom everything though? They send you off to another page (“pleaseclick here”—the lack of space between words kind of sums up how rushed this all feels).

Weird Realization While Scrolling

Somewhere deep down I started wondering who actually buys these things on impulse—the ones who don’t want any changes or personal touches at all? Maybe someone who doesn’t care about the whole story behind their purchase and just wants big boobs long legs right now before they change their mind again.

It reminds me a little bit of those “as seen on TV” gadgets sitting on shelves at Walgreens—not quite what anyone planned for but somehow exactly what someone needs tonight.

Blunt Pause

The price isn’t even mentioned anywhere obvious—which makes me suspicious by default—but hey, free international shipping! Unless you go for custom stuff; then it takes three weeks plus another week for shipping so... hope you're patient if that's your thing.

Does She Look Like A Japanese Sex Doll?

Honestly? Kind of depends on your expectations there. The marketing leans into it with keywords like “japanese sex doll,” but visually she lands somewhere between anime fantasy and oddly realistic mannequin vibes—a little uncanny valley but less creepy than most department store dummies.

Anyway—I keep thinking about how much effort goes into making sure these dolls have “juicy” proportions and movable joints when sometimes real people barely manage sweatpants by noon.

Ending On Nothing Much

I guess if you want Martina exactly as shown—and fast—it works out fine (maybe even perfect if decision fatigue has fried your brain). But if customization matters or waiting isn’t torture for you... maybe poke around elsewhere first?

Weird world we live in where stuff like this ships faster than half my Amazon orders ever do.