Patrick: The Anime Male Sex Doll That’s… Actually Kind of a Big Deal?

That Face, Though

I’ll admit it—when I first saw Patrick (yes, the anime male sex doll with the silver-grey hair and that “don’t mess with me” stare), I sort of laughed. If you're exploring japanese sex doll collection, you'll find plenty of options worth considering. Not in a mean way. Just, you know, that slightly awkward reaction when reality collides with something you only expected to see in fan art or maybe a Tokyo Ghoul episode. People keep saying he looks like Kaneki Ken or Kakashi Hatake. They’re not wrong. There’s this chiseled jawline thing going on, and the hair is... well, it’s basically perfect in an unrealistic, “anime logic” kind of way.

But here’s what got me: Patrick isn’t just some generic Japanese sex doll. He has his own fans—actual people who seem genuinely obsessed. Some call him the only Kaneki Ken male sex doll out there (which is oddly specific). He seems to enjoy being famous for it too. Or at least his creators do.

The Details Are Weirdly Impressive

Let’s get practical for a second because underneath all the anime fantasy stuff is a surprisingly solid product (I guess?). The specs are almost clinical:

• Height: 5 feet 3 inches
• Weight: 72 lbs
• Chest: 31 inches
• Waist: 26 inches
• Hips: 32 inches

He comes with an 8-inch detachable penis (for cleaning—never thought I’d type that sentence) and apparently his anus is exactly 7 inches deep? There’s also a vagina listed at 8 inches and a mouth at 6 inches, so... inclusivity points?

Steel skeleton inside means poseability isn’t just marketing fluff; you can actually move him around pretty freely without feeling like he’ll snap in half.

It feels weirdly thorough for something designed to look like your favorite anime boyfriend.

Is This Really What People Want?

Here’s where my skepticism kicks in again. Do people really want their Japanese male sex doll to look like Kaneki Ken? Apparently yes—judging by the reviews (and memes). And not just women either; guys seem into Patrick too. Maybe there’s something freeing about it—a safe space for exploring whatever fantasy you’ve got tucked away after binge-watching late-night anime.

Patrick even has this little blurb where he says men always ask if they can be his top because his anus is so comfortable—which… made me laugh again but also kind of appreciate how upfront everything is? No tiptoeing around what he’s for.

There are moments when I wonder if we’re all just living inside someone else’s elaborate joke—but then again, why shouldn’t people have fun with their fantasies?

Shipping & Waiting Games

Ordering one isn’t instant gratification though—not even close. You’re looking at two weeks processing plus another week shipping (so three weeks total). Free international shipping helps soften the blow of waiting and yeah—the packaging is plain as bread. No embarrassing labels on your doorstep.

That part matters more than you’d think; privacy still counts for something even if you’re buying an anime sex doll named Patrick online.

A Tangent About Silver Hair

This might be off track but I kept staring at those photos and thinking about how many iconic characters have silver hair in anime—like it’s shorthand for “mysterious but hot.” It works here too, somehow making Patrick feel less uncanny valley than most dolls I’ve seen floating around on Reddit threads or wherever people share these things.

I remember thinking once that nobody would ever make a male sex doll look this stylized—and now here we are.

Does He Live Up To The Hype?

If you’re searching for a Japanese sex doll who doubles as your very own Kaneki Ken stand-in (or Kakashi-lite), Patrick ticks every box imaginable—even ones you didn’t realize existed until now. He doesn’t shy away from being both functional and totally over-the-top with his anime hero vibe.

Is he worth it? For some people, probably more than they’d care to admit out loud. For others… maybe not quite their thing but undeniably fascinating as a cultural artifact—or maybe just as proof that literally anything can become real if enough fans want it badly enough.

Anyway—I haven’t decided if he belongs on my shelf next to my manga collection or hidden under my bed forever. But hey, options exist now—and honestly? That feels kind of hopeful in its own strange way.