US In Stock – 159cm/5ft3 A-cup Silicone Japanese Sex Doll – #038S Alice: A Skeptical Buyer’s Ramble
The Odd Reality of “In Stock” Sex Dolls in the US
There’s something faintly bizarre about the phrase US in stock when you’re talking about a full silicone Japanese sex doll. If you're exploring premium japanese sex doll, you'll find plenty of options worth considering. Like, what does that even mean? Are there warehouses full of these—just sitting there, waiting for someone to click ‘buy’? I guess so. Anyway, I bought one. Or rather, I convinced myself to buy one after weeks of reading way too many reviews and…not trusting any of them.
Unboxing: Not Exactly What Instagram Promised
I’ll say this straight: pulling a 159cm (that’s about 5'3", which is supposed to be “petite” but still nearly as tall as my ex) silicone doll out of a box is weird. There’s no way around it. She came wrapped up like some kind of futuristic mummy, with bits of foam everywhere. The “realistic body painting”? It’s more convincing than expected—except maybe the hands and feet, which feel oddly hard (and yeah, they actually stand without bolts). The skin color? WhiteSoft or something like that; it’s not paper white but not tan either.
The gel-filled breast thing is…oddly squishy. Not bad though—just different from what you’d expect if you’ve never poked at a $2000+ chunk of silicone before.
EVO Skeleton Hype vs Actual Use
Everybody online raves about this EVO skeleton business like it’ll change your life. Realistically? It moves better than those old wobbly dolls (I tried one once at a friend’s place—don’t ask), but it doesn’t feel alive or anything. Joints are stiff at first, then suddenly loose in all the wrong places after a week or two.
Fixed vagina model here, which means less hassle cleaning but also less flexibility if you care about swapping things out (I don’t). Also: fixed tongue inside her soft head—a detail that sounded cool until I realized how much trouble it is to clean properly.
Weight Matters More Than You Think
The specs said 26-30kg (about 57-66 lbs), and sure enough—I nearly threw my back out on day two trying to move her from closet to bed. People online act like these small breast sex dolls are feather-light because they’re A-cup and petite-ish at 159cm, but nope. Still heavy as hell when you’re half-awake at midnight and just want to put everything away fast before roommates get home.
Weird Little Details That Actually Matter
A couple things nobody mentions in their glowing reviews:
- The clothes match exactly as pictured, which is nice until you realize how hard it is finding replacements that fit right.
- Realistic skin texture looks good under certain lighting—other times she looks sort of waxy.
- Hard hands make hand-holding pointless (not that anyone buys an asian sex doll for hand-holding…but still).
- Standing feet work well if you want her upright for storage or photos—but shoes are tricky unless they’re super wide.
- That robe thing (“get heated robe free”) was just okay—not really heated unless you count static electricity.
Raffle Tickets & Gift Cards: Gimmick Overload?
They push this whole “use gift card to enter doll raffle” angle pretty hard on the site I used. Feels gimmicky; maybe some people win stuff? Didn’t matter much since I just wanted my order shipped from within the US instead of waiting months for overseas delivery (which honestly was worth paying extra for).
Was It Worth It?
Eh…
Here’s where skepticism kicks in again—I’m not sure who writes those glowing funwest doll testimonials because most people probably have mixed feelings after dropping over two grand on a lady sex doll with an A-cup chest and hard plastic toes poking through socks every time you move her around.
But hey—it arrived quickly, looked close enough to the photos, didn’t smell weird out of the box (a small miracle), and hasn’t fallen apart yet despite being dragged across three rooms already.
Would I recommend Alice (#038S)? Maybe if you know exactly what you're getting into—or just really hate waiting for international shipping delays. Otherwise…I dunno. She’s fine? Sometimes fine is enough.
And now she sits in my bedroom corner looking vaguely judgmental while I try to remember why I thought this was such a great idea during October new products season.
Guess that's just how these things go sometimes.
